Husband-Wife Chat

अगस्त 23, 2008

Wife: Hello

Husband: Welcome to “Office XP”

Wife: Aur batao kaise ho

Husband: Please Login first

Wife: Ek zaruri baat suno. Ghar me kuch guest aaye hain. shaam me jaldi lautna.

Husband: No Guest users are allowed to access.

Wife: Aur suno, ghar lautna to Paise lekar aana. Mujhe kuch shopping karni hai.

Husband: Sorry! there is not enough memory(money) to run your program.

Wife: Majaak baad me karna. Main intezar karungi, jaldi aana aur bhoolna nahi.

Husband: Your request has not been delivered. Please check your network configuration.

Wife: Kahan ho tum?

Husband: The page cannot be displayed.

Wife: Main puchh rahi hun, Kahan ho tum?

Husband: Click YES to continue or choose CANCEL to quit the program.

Wife: OOFF!! Kya musibat hai.

Husband: Server busy. Please try after some time.

Wife: Band karo apni Bakwaas!!

Husband: Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart the system.

Wife: Tum nahi sudhroge.

Husband: Report this ERROR to Microsoft-website (Maika)

Wife: Main jaa rahi hun.

Husband: Thank you for using my operating system. Please use this form to send your feedback.

Wife: Aainda mujhse baat karne ki koshish mat krna.

Husband: “SHUTDOWN” please.

Wife: Hunhh!!!

Husband: Don’t forget to turn off UPS.


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